“Why did Caroline Hodginson call herself Madame Brussels?’
All Madame’s had a pseudonym and she chose Madame Brussels because her nipples were so large, they looked like brussel sprouts!
“Can I book a table for tonight?’
We do not take table bookings, however you can reserve a table for your ‘Very Own Garden Party”
“Can I bring my dog?”
(only if you are well behaved)
During the day, of course! As long as they are well behaved. No pups at night please.
“Is there a large selection tonight?”
If you haven’t figured it out yet darlings, we are not a brothel.
Instead, we will titilate you with fabulous cocktails that are sure to tickle your taste buds.