PLEASE NOTE, WE DO NOT TAKE BOOKINGS
(unless for a Garden Party!)
Located on Level 3, 59 Bourke St (above Spaghetti Tree Restaurant!)
The Madame is open for business 12pm -1am
7 days a week for your pleasure!
EASTER TRADING HOURS
The Madame will be having some much needed beauty sleep over the entire Easter long weekend!
She’ll be reopening her legs on Tuesday 18th April xxx
Drop us a line on (03) 9662 2775 or by email
“Why did Caroline Hodginson call herself Madame Brussels?’
All Madame’s had a pseudonym and she chose Madame Brussels because her nipples were so large, they looked like brussel sprouts!
“Can I book a table for tonight?’
We do not take table bookings, however you can reserve a table for your ‘Very Own Garden Party”
“Can I bring my dog?”
(only if you are well behaved)
During the day, of course! As long as they are well behaved. No pups at night please.
“Is there a large selection tonight?”
If you haven’t figured it out yet darlings, we are not a brothel.
Instead, we will titilate you with fabulous cocktails that are sure to tickle your taste buds.