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Due to the virus that’s taking hold of our entire hospitality sector, Madame Brussels will be trading very differently.


Monday & Tuesday. Closed.

Wednesday, Thursday & Friday. 2pm till 12pm.

Saturday. 12pm till 12am.

Sunday. Closed.

We are all very worried and sad, and we wish all of our gorgeous friends love & peace.

Stay safe and see you soon. Hopefully really soon. X

Stroll on up to

Level 3, 57-59 Bourke Street

Marvellous Melbourne
(it’s sunny up here darlings)

(above Spaghetti Tree Restaurant!)

Drop us a line on (03) 9662 2775 or by email


(unless for a Garden Party!)

F.A.Qs Darling

“Why did Caroline Hodginson call herself Madame Brussels?’
All great Madames have a pseudonym: she chose “Madame Brussels” because her nipples were so large, they looked like brussel sprouts!

“Can I book a table for tonight?’

(how naughty)
We do not take table bookings, however you can reserve a table for your ‘Very Own Garden Party”


“Can I bring my dog?”

(only if you are well behaved)
During the day, of course, as long as they have you on a leash. No pups at night please.


“Is there a large selection tonight?”
If you haven’t figured it out yet darlings, we are not a brothel.
Instead, we will titilate you with fabulous cocktails that are sure to tickle your taste buds.