Darlings, the Madame has reopened with the below Trading Hours
MONDAY – TUESDAY Closed
WEDNESDAY – THURSDAY 4pm to 11pm
FRIDAY – SATURDAY 12pm to 11pm
SUNDAY 1pm to 9pm
For booking enquiries, please send us an electronic mail to firstname.lastname@example.org. We have the below time slots available:
WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY:
FRIDAY & SATURDAY:
Otherwise, please just stroll on up to
Level 3, 57-59 Bourke Street
(it’s sunny up here darlings)
(above Spaghetti Tree Restaurant!)
Drop us a line on (03) 9662 2775 or by email
“Why did Caroline Hodginson call herself Madame Brussels?’
All great Madames have a pseudonym: she chose “Madame Brussels” because her nipples were so large, they looked like brussel sprouts!
“Can I bring my dog?”
(only if you are well behaved)
During the day, of course, as long as they have you on a leash. No pups at night please.
“Is there a large selection tonight?”
If you haven’t figured it out yet darlings, we are not a brothel.
Instead, we will titilate you with fabulous cocktails that are sure to tickle your taste buds.