Happy Holidays from us! We will be working tirelessly to keep you all merry this holiday season.
Christmas Eve – closing 6pm
Christmas Day – closed
Boxing Day – closed
NYE – closed
NYD – closed
All other days open as usual 12pm-1am
Ho Ho Ho xx
Our usual hours you ask… We are open
7 days a week for your pleasure!
Stroll on up to
Level 3, 57-59 Bourke Street
(it’s sunny up here darlings)
(above Spaghetti Tree Restaurant!)
Drop us a line on (03) 9662 2775 or by email
PLEASE NOTE, WE DO NOT TAKE BOOKINGS
(unless for a Garden Party!)
“Why did Caroline Hodginson call herself Madame Brussels?’
All great Madames have a pseudonym: she chose “Madame Brussels” because her nipples were so large, they looked like brussel sprouts!
“Can I book a table for tonight?’
We do not take table bookings, however you can reserve a table for your ‘Very Own Garden Party”
“Can I bring my dog?”
(only if you are well behaved)
During the day, of course, as long as they have you on a leash. No pups at night please.
“Is there a large selection tonight?”
If you haven’t figured it out yet darlings, we are not a brothel.
Instead, we will titilate you with fabulous cocktails that are sure to tickle your taste buds.