Sorry darlings, the Madame will be closing her doors until it’s safe to open again.
Stay safe and healthy, and we’ll see you soon for a cheeky tipple.
Bookings may be arranged by the telephone or inquiries via the email machine.
Please, call between 12 midday and 5pm. or email anytime. An answer awaits Wednesday through to Saturday.
Stroll on up to
Level 3, 57-59 Bourke Street
(it’s sunny up here darlings)
(above Spaghetti Tree Restaurant!)
Drop us a line on (03) 9662 2775 or by email
“Why did Caroline Hodginson call herself Madame Brussels?’
All great Madames have a pseudonym: she chose “Madame Brussels” because her nipples were so large, they looked like brussel sprouts!
“Can I book a table for tonight?’
We do not take table bookings, however you can reserve a table for your ‘Very Own Garden Party”
“Can I bring my dog?”
(only if you are well behaved)
During the day, of course, as long as they have you on a leash. No pups at night please.
“Is there a large selection tonight?”
If you haven’t figured it out yet darlings, we are not a brothel.
Instead, we will titilate you with fabulous cocktails that are sure to tickle your taste buds.