Mme Brussels | Drop us a line!
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Drop us a line!

PLEASE NOTE, WE DO NOT TAKE BOOKINGS

(unless for a Garden Party!)

Located on Level 3, 59 Bourke St (above Spaghetti Tree Restaurant!)
The Madame is open for business 12pm -1am
7 days a week for your pleasure!

(Except for Christmas Day, Boxing Day, New Years Eve, and New Years Day!!!!!)

Drop us a line on (03) 9662 2775 or by email

F.A.Qs Darling

“Why did Caroline Hodginson call herself Madame Brussels?’
All great Madames have a pseudonym: she chose “Madame Brussels” because her nipples were so large, they looked like brussel sprouts!

“Can I book a table for tonight?’

(how naughty)
We do not take table bookings, however you can reserve a table for your ‘Very Own Garden Party”

 

“Can I bring my dog?”

(only if you are well behaved)
During the day, of course, as long as they have you on a leash. No pups at night please.

 

“Is there a large selection tonight?”
If you haven’t figured it out yet darlings, we are not a brothel.
Instead, we will titilate you with fabulous cocktails that are sure to tickle your taste buds.