PLEASE NOTE, WE DO NOT TAKE BOOKINGS
(unless for a Garden Party!)
Located on Level 3, 59 Bourke St (above Spaghetti Tree Restaurant!)
The Madame is open for business 12pm -1am
7 days a week for your pleasure!
Holiday Opening Hours :
21st Dec – Closed from 4pm
23rd Dec – Closed from 6pm
24th Dec – CLOSED
25th Dec – CLOSED
26th Dec – CLOSED
27th Dec – CLOSED
30th Dec – CLOSED
31st Dec – CLOSED
1st Jan – CLOSED
Drop us a line on (03) 9662 2775 or by email
“Why did Caroline Hodginson call herself Madame Brussels?’
All great Madames have a pseudonym: she chose “Madame Brussels” because her nipples were so large, they looked like brussel sprouts!
“Can I book a table for tonight?’
(how naughty)
We do not take table bookings, however you can reserve a table for your ‘Very Own Garden Party”
“Can I bring my dog?”
(only if you are well behaved)
During the day, of course, as long as they have you on a leash. No pups at night please.
“Is there a large selection tonight?”
If you haven’t figured it out yet darlings, we are not a brothel.
Instead, we will titilate you with fabulous cocktails that are sure to tickle your taste buds.
