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Darlings, the Madame is wide open with the below Trading Hours


WEDNESDAY – THURSDAY    4pm to 11pm

FRIDAY – SATURDAY   12pm to 11pm

SUNDAY   1pm to 9pm

However, please be aware of any Government lockdown announcements that may see The Madame needing to close her doors. 


We are no longer taking bookings for groups of less than 10 guests,

so please pop in and we will source you a spot on our wonderful Terrace when you arrive.

Otherwise, please send us an electronic mail to


Level 3, 57-59 Bourke Street

Marvelous Melbourne
(it’s sunny up here darlings)

(above Spaghetti Tree Restaurant!)

Drop us a line on (03) 9662 2775 or by email

F.A.Qs Darling

“Why did Caroline Hodginson call herself Madame Brussels?’
All great Madames have a pseudonym: she chose “Madame Brussels” because her nipples were so large, they looked like brussel sprouts!


“Can I bring my dog?”

(only if you are well behaved)
During the day, of course, as long as they have you on a leash. No pups at night please.


“Is there a large selection tonight?”
If you haven’t figured it out yet darlings, we are not a brothel.
Instead, we will titilate you with fabulous cocktails that are sure to tickle your taste buds.