Our trend-setting Beer and Wine List is constantly evolving, bringing you the most fabulous drops from around the globe. We have sourced the finest grapes and hops from the Yarra Valley to the Tuscan Hills of Italy for your oral pleasure.
BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER JUGS!
What’s a punch shared between friends anyway?
$40 Two Player (5 standard drinks)
$60 Playing Doubles (8 standard drinks)
If you prefer the Classics, talk to our experienced staff members who can stir you up a martini or two! Don’t be shy, all you have to do is ask darlings xx
THE MADAME’S D.D. CUP
At last the Madame has made her own liquor with an Australian twist! Maidenii, made from local native specimens that mix magic with medicine. Born from Vermouth & Bombay Gin. Over garnished with all the usual suspects, topped with lemonade and ginger. Get your mouth on her jugs!
THE LIP SMACKA
Pucker up for your favourite lip smacking flavours! Delicious pink watermelon with kisses of rose water and vanilla. All missed together with apple juice and tingling soda water. Oh and let’s not forget to add a jolly glut of Vodka t this oral sensation to move you from outing to pashing!
Madame Brussels is taking the bull by its balls and making the bloody red drink Sangria. Vino Tinto with a healthy splash of 23rd St Brandy, all infused with citrus, cinnamon and strawberry then topped with bubbly lemon.
Gaily clasp your darlings by the hands, and skip merrily together into a jug of our Gin Garden! With a healthy dosage of Bombay Gin, Apple Schnapps, fresh lime, cucumber, elderflower cordial, cloudy apple juice and just a hint of soda, it’ll be sure to freshen your journey down the garden path…
A delightful classic, who has stood the test of time and is always ready to be enjoyed. Now, enough about Brussels, let me tell you about the Moscow Mule… Vodka & mint, a house-made ginger and honey syrup, lime juice and Brookvale Union Ginger Beer! Sip and watch while the boys play-a-round behind the bar!
Imagine a sweet, spiced hot milk bath with your lover. Soak in this warm boozy concoction of Vodka and Pear Liqueur blended with a homemade honey infused cinnamon and nutmeg syrup, topped with decadent condensed milk, chai tea and Angostura bitters.
HOT BUTTERED RUM
Spiced Rum, Butter Vodka, honey and clarified butter spiced with cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg and star anise. So these are the ingredients. Though what you really want to know is… it’s the steamiest, pan-dropping drink you’ll ever have. Whisper this in a deep voice to your lover. This is a teapot full of love.
TODDY’S FLU SHOT
Maker’s Mark Bourbon to numb, honey syrup to soothe, fresh lemon juice – vitamin C for the health and Peach Schnapps because well… we’re fancy like that.
THE MADAME’S GLUHWEIN
A cheeky mulled wine to make you tingle in all your favourite parts. A choice Chardonnay dipped with a steaming wand, paired with French Vermouth Lillet Blanc, ginger syrup, laced with winter spice and sealed with orange peels. Served cosy for you and your precious in a teapot. If you’re feeling less adventurous and missionary is your preferred style, we can also make a classic red mulled wine.
You know what it is…