Our trend-setting Beer and Wine List is constantly evolving, bringing you the most fabulous drops from around the globe. We have sourced the finest grapes and hops from the Yarra Valley to the Tuscan Hills of Italy for your oral pleasure.
BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER JUGS!
What’s a punch shared between friends anyway?
$40 Two Player (5 standard drinks)
$60 Playing Doubles (8 standard drinks)
If you prefer the Classics, talk to our experienced staff members who can stir you up a martini or two! Don’t be shy, all you have to do is ask darlings xx
THE MADAME’S D.D. CUP
At last the Madame has made her own liquor with an Australian twist! Maidenii, made from local native specimens that mix magic with medicine. Born from Vermouth & Bombay Gin. Over garnished with all the usual suspects, topped with lemonade and ginger. Get your mouth on her jugs!
Wrap yourself around my tendrils. Stretch out before me my love, as I dip my nectar slowly down your throat. Passionfruit and Tequila are my goods, with a thin layer of Agave. Let me rim you with salt
Madame Brussels is taking the bull by its balls and making the bloody red drink Sangria. Vino Tinto with a healthy splash of 23rd St Brandy, all infused with citrus, cinnamon and strawberry then topped with bubbly lemon.
Gaily clasp your darlings by the hands, and skip merrily together into a jug of our Gin Garden! With a healthy dosage of Bombay Gin, Apple Schnapps, fresh lime, cucumber, elderflower cordial, cloudy apple juice and just a hint of soda, it’ll be sure to freshen your journey down the garden path…
A delightful classic, who has stood the test of time and is always ready to be enjoyed. Now, enough about Brussels, let me tell you about the Moscow Mule… Vodka & mint, a house-made ginger and honey syrup, lime juice and Brookvale Union Ginger Beer! Sip and watch while the boys play-a-round behind the bar!
LITTLE LON DISTRICT
A saucy red number much like the red light district of its name. We add strawberry, mint, lemon juice and basil puree to Bombay Gin and St Germain Elderflower – ooh she’s a seductive mistress!
KENTUCKY ICED TEA
Ahhhhh yes! A lady loves to take her tea in the afternoon, and our Madame takes it any old time! Makers Mark on your tongue, a little Peach Schnapps just for fun. Earl Grey syrup and fresh lemon to taste, with dried fruit tisane to finish this
one horse race. Now stop your silly rhyming and talk dirty to me…
This tropical concoction wards off bad spirits with good spirits. A smoldering philtre of Bacardi Oro, Bacardi Oakheart, Cointreau and Maraschino Liqueur is then doused with pineapple juice, Falernum, homemade spiced pineapple syrup and Angostura Bitters.
LICK ME LYCHEE
Pop your cherry blossom with this Japanese-inspired porno pour. Vodka, Shochu, Lychee Liqueur, Yuzu puree, Orange Blossom and fresh lemon juice. Very sexual.
20 SHADES OF PINK
Pink drink, pink grapefruit, pink bits… This shady lady oozes Bombay Sapphire, Solerno Blood Orange Liqueur, Grapefruit syrup, fresh lemon and a splash of aquafaba to froth. Ooh la-la…
You know what it is…