Our trend-setting Beer and Wine List is constantly evolving, bringing you the most fabulous drops from around the globe. We have sourced the finest grapes and hops from the Yarra Valley to the Tuscan Hills of Italy for your oral pleasure.
BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER JUGS!
What’s a punch shared between friends anyway?
$40 Two Player (5 standard drinks)
$60 Playing Doubles (8 standard drinks)
If you prefer the Classics, talk to our experienced staff members who can stir you up a martini or two! Don’t be shy, all you have to do is ask darlings xx
THE MADAME’S D.D. CUP
At last the Madame has made her own liquor with an Australian twist! Maidenii, made from local native specimens that mix magic with medicine. Born from Vermouth & Bombay Gin. Over garnished with all the usual suspects, topped with lemonade and ginger. Get your mouth on her jugs!
OUR BABY JESÚS
Our operations manager Kyrie is suspiciously pregnant before Christmas… So let’s drink to that while she can’t! Mango Puree and Liqueur for fertility, Lemon and OJ to fill, Fresh Basil and Rhubarb Bitters to finish. You’ll really feel it kicking once we add in Cazadores Blanco Tequila. A Christmas miracle, with a Mexican flair.
Madame Brussels is taking the bull by its balls and making the bloody red drink Sangria. Vino Tinto with a healthy splash of 23rd St Brandy, all infused with citrus, cinnamon and strawberry then topped with housemade lemonade and fresh OJ.
Gaily clasp your darlings by the hands, and skip merrily together into a jug of our Gin Garden! With a healthy dosage of Bombay Gin, Apple Schnapps, fresh lime, cucumber, elderflower cordial, cloudy apple juice and just a hint of soda, it’ll be sure to freshen your journey down the garden path…
A delightful classic, who has stood the test of time and is always ready to be enjoyed. Now, enough about Brussels, let me tell you about the Moscow Mule… Vodka & mint, a house-made ginger and honey syrup, lime juice and Brookvale Union Ginger Beer! Sip and watch while the boys play-a-round behind the bar!
Futuristic pussy power that heightens when you consume. Chase Rhubarb Vodka, Poire William Liqueur, house made lemonade, pear and strawberry pureé – it’s straight from the 41st Century. Be careful you don’t reach excessive-pleasure…
MILE HIGH CLUB
Give me my rent boys and a private plane. Whiskey, Amaro Montenegro, Aperol, OJ, Raspberry, Fresh Lemon, Prosecco. Shall we visit Monaco darling, or is it Capri this time of year– perhaps St Barths will do. In flight entertainment
LICK ME LYCHEE
Pop your cherry blossom with this Japanese-inspired porno pour. Vodka, Lychee Liqueur, Yuzu puree, Orange Blossom, pineapple juice and fresh lemon juice. Sweet and sexual.
20 SHADES OF PINK
Pink drink, pink grapefruit, pink bits… This shady lady oozes Bombay Sapphire, Solerno Blood Orange Liqueur, Grapefruit syrup, fresh lemon and a splash of aquafaba to froth. Ooh la-la…
You know what it is…