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Jugs

$40 for two to share or $60 for four

Our trend-setting Beer and Wine List is constantly evolving, bringing you the most fabulous drops from around the globe. We have sourced the finest grapes and hops from the Yarra Valley to the Tuscan Hills of Italy for your oral pleasure.

 

BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER JUGS!

What’s a punch shared between friends anyway?

 

$40 Two Player (5 standard drinks)

$60 Playing Doubles (8 standard drinks)

 

If you prefer the Classics, talk to our experienced staff members who can stir you up a martini or two! Don’t be shy, all you have to do is ask darlings xx

PUNCH MENU

THE MADAME’S FRUITY DOUBLE D CUPS
The madame’s own Australian liquor, MAIDENII! Pimms was so last year darl. Washed to the back of your throat with dry, lemonade, a touch of Bombay sapphire GIN, cucumbers, strawberries, lemons and mint!

 

LADY LIBERTY
Be liberated by her, she is the Hilary of the drink world
This inner feminist knows that to enjoy life, you have got to free yourself of old hang-ups.
Careful not to fall too hard as she’ll leave you with nothing but a smouldering ashtray and her lipstick on your neck. Sauza Tequila to make you glow, triple sec, pomegranate and passionfruit, tart lemon, cranberry and pineapple because it tastes good, and so will you.

Look out for Lady Liberty, she’ll grab you by the pussy… and Trump you!


MOSCOW MULE

Oh so fresh!! Vodka, lime, mint, laced with ginger beer and aromatic bitters.

 

GIN GARDEN
Freshen your step down the garden path! London dry gin, fresh cucumber & elderflower cordial, apple juice and soda.

 

BLOODY MARY
Whether you’re coming down from a big night or simply starting one! A classic cocktail to revitalize those taste buds.

 

MAI TAI
Brighten up your day with a tropical classic! Lashings of Rum, Orgeat, Lime, Pineapple and fresh Orange.

 

SANGRIA
Taking the bull by the balls. A bloody red sangria infused with brandy, strawberries, cinnamon and topped with bubbly lemon.

ALL YEAR LONG

 

PRUSSIAN ICE TEA
Ahhhh yes! A lady loves to take her tea in the afternoon… And our Madame takes it any old time! With more than a measure of leisurely pleasure. Enjoy the taste of Prussia, my darlings… Enjoy her ripe peaches, slapped with mint and a good lemon wedgie, all steeped in earl grey, Sauza Tequila and a splash of lemonade. So talk to me dirty, Prussia, and let’s plot to take over ze virld…

 

LOVE JUICE
For rumpled skirts and knickers gone who-knows-where… Bacardi Carta Blanca, berries, apple juice topped with bubbles!