Welcome to Madame Brussels

A Rather Fancy Terrace and Public House

Hours of Trade: Sunday through to Wednesday noon till 11pm

Thursday to Saturday; noon to 1am

Coming Events

"Keep up to date with what Madame Brussels is sprouting."

AUTUMN AT MADAME BRUSSELS

Madame Brussels’ AUTUMN Garden package…

Rounds of sandwiches, cupcakes, scones and sausage rolls. Also Madame Brussels AUTUMN punches will be available. Prepared for you and your guests on Saturday’s $35 per head

Fabulous for small parties or extra special events.

Booking essentail: pearls@madamebrussels.com Miss Pearls on 03 96622775

MADAME BRUSSELS RATHER FANCY BARBIES START IN DECEMBER GOING THROUGH TILL APRIL

Our sister, Collins Quarter, is coming to the Madame Brussles BBQ to delight you all!

Chef Michael Nunn and his gorgeous team will tantalise your taste buds with the likes of ceviche, home made charcuterie, stuffed calamari and blackberry treats.

Where: Madame Brussels of course!
When: Sunday the 7th and Sunday the 14th of March
Time: 2pm
Cost: $40 includes four very yummy courses and a glass of Gay Rose'

You simply must make your bookings with Miss Pearls at pearls@madamebrussels.com
or via phone on 03 9662 2775

THE MENU
Cerviche - thin sliced Hiramasa King fish with grapefruit and coriander
Charcuterie - Sher wagyu bresaola, terrine and saussion sec. All Hhandmade in the Collins Quarter kitchen served with celeriac remoulade & picalilly
BBQ - Homemade boudin blanc with red lentil salad and stuffed baby calamari with tomato, basil & balsamic
Dessert - Blackberry trifle

Collins Quarter
86a Collins Street
Melbourne
03 9650 8500
www.collinsquarter.com

(Bookings essential)

OUR ANNUAL APHRODISIAC ORGY CUMMING SOON

ALMOST BOOKED OUT

When: 21 March, 6:30PM - 9:30PM
Where: Madame Brussels, Level 3, 59 Bourke Street, Melbourne
Cost: $56.00 plus booking fee
Bookings: 136 100 Ticketmaster from 5th Febraury\\ www.madamebrussels.com.au

Easily the most outrageous and existentially troubling event in last year's Melbourne Food and Wine Festival, Madame Brussels' Aphrodisiac Orgy could never be outdone...or could it? We've set out to do it again, more luscious, ripe, chocolate-smeared and hysterical than ever. Bear in mind that split pomegranates are meant to look like that - they do it to themselves.

MADAME BRUSSELS TAKES YOU UP THE REAR!

Madame Brussels is very excited about her Parlour room. We are taking things back to the good old days where service was everything and the drinks were even more.

 Bookings for our Parlour can be made via email or telephone.

The Parlour is hosted by your own dedicated personal waiter, who will stir your desired concoction of refreshment using original art-deco cocktail apparatus, and splash your scotch with a proper soda siphon. There will be strictly NO muddling or shaking here darlings. And as for those floozy punches that are taken in the garden.....well none of that will be going on in the Parlour! We are more likely to turn your head with an antique pitcher of martini or manhattan.

Imagine a clubby lounge where you may keep your own very special decanter with a personal silvery swing tag. Inside it, a fine amber liquid of your own selection for you to share with your best friends or lovers.

We can't tell you too much. But we can assure you its THE place to lounge in winter. Cosy up in a corner with a palm secluding you from other heirs and their coteries. Enjoy quiet sexy chats, and fondle your friends in private (or was that fondle your privates with friends?)

You will need to book for anything up to 8 people, and for very very special occasions Madame Brussels may be able to provide exclusive access to her Parlour.

A plunging decollotage is recommended for ladies. Ties and jackets for gents are a must. Reversals of the above may be entertained. But don't worry if you don't have the requisite gear: we can supply a selection of irrelevant additions to your outfit... after all, life's one big party at Madame Brussels!

Life’s one big party at Madame Brussels!

Miss Pearls

pearls@madamebrussels.com

Phone: (03) 9662 2775

Madame Brussels Level 3
59-63 Bourke Street
Melbourne, VIC 3000
(on top of the Spaghetti Tree)

Madame Brussels | Level 3, 59-63 Bourke St, Melbourne, Victoria | (03) 9662 2775