Welcome to Madame Brussels

A Rather Fancy Terrace and Public House

Hours of Trade: Monday through to Sunday noon to 1am

Coming Events

"Keep up to date with what Madame Brussels is sprouting."

Madame Brussels is not ashamed to say that she is in need of a little facelift! Botox, Liposuction, all over enhancements are the prescription for the start of spring. OH! that's Miss Pearls not Madame Brussels.!!!!!

So what is happening to Madame Brussels this season???

You shall see things slowly changing on our fancy terrace just to make it a little more fancy for your everyday comforts and entertainments. We look forward to having a Pimms on our new exciting second tier terrace as Madame Brussels gets closer to GOD.

Continuing at Madame Brussels this SPRING..... Garden packages…

Rounds of sandwiches, cupcakes, scones and sausage rolls. Also Madame Brussels SPRING punches will be available. Prepared for you and your guests on Saturday’s & Sunday's

$38 per head

Fabulous for small parties or extra special events.

Bookings essential
pearls@madamebrussels.com
Miss Pearls on 03 96622775

THE END OF WINTER

Throughout August and September Madame Brussels will be sharing Tuesday evenings with her friends. We shall be holding many different events, concerts and activities.

Following is our Parlour Winter Calendar for each Tuesday evening "Up the Rear" of Madame Brussels.

Reservations are a must, so please call Miss Pearls on 9662 2775 so we can assure there is a cosy seat waiting for you.

AUGUST
24th How To Drink Wine Like A Wanker ($30)
HOW “TO” DRINK WINE LIKE A WANKER The celebrated Mr Dan Simms & Miss Pearls will teach you to become the biggest wanker in Melbourne when deciding what to drink at your next drinking outing. 4 great wines 2 great wankers Time: 730 Cost $30

31st Miss Pearls Does PHone Sex And More... (no cost)

SEPTEMBER
7th Phil Jam (invite only)
14th Is That An Infection Or Is That The Good Ripe Cheese ($30)
21st Hairstyle Tips For Spring: How Gay (no cost)

OUR ANNUAL APHRODISIAC ORGY WAS COMPLETELY EXHAUSTING IF YOU MISSED IT DON'T WORRY IT WILL BE BACK NEXT YEAR

Easily the most outrageous and existentially troubling event in last year's Melbourne Food and Wine Festival, Madame Brussels' Aphrodisiac Orgy could never be outdone...or could it? We've set out to do it again, more luscious, ripe, chocolate-smeared and hysterical than ever. Bear in mind that split pomegranates are meant to look like that - they do it to themselves.

MADAME BRUSSELS TAKES YOU UP THE REAR!

Madame Brussels is very excited about her Parlour room. We are taking things back to the good old days where service was everything and the drinks were even more.

 Bookings for our Parlour can be made via email or telephone.

The Parlour is hosted by your own dedicated personal waiter, who will stir your desired concoction of refreshment using original art-deco cocktail apparatus, and splash your scotch with a proper soda siphon. There will be strictly NO muddling or shaking here darlings. And as for those floozy punches that are taken in the garden.....well none of that will be going on in the Parlour! We are more likely to turn your head with an antique pitcher of martini or manhattan.

Imagine a clubby lounge where you may keep your own very special decanter with a personal silvery swing tag. Inside it, a fine amber liquid of your own selection for you to share with your best friends or lovers.

We can't tell you too much. But we can assure you its THE place to lounge in winter. Cosy up in a corner with a palm secluding you from other heirs and their coteries. Enjoy quiet sexy chats, and fondle your friends in private (or was that fondle your privates with friends?)

You will need to book for anything up to 8 people, and for very very special occasions Madame Brussels may be able to provide exclusive access to her Parlour.

A plunging decollotage is recommended for ladies. Ties and jackets for gents are a must. Reversals of the above may be entertained. But don't worry if you don't have the requisite gear: we can supply a selection of irrelevant additions to your outfit... after all, life's one big party at Madame Brussels!

Life’s one big party at Madame Brussels!

Miss Pearls

pearls@madamebrussels.com

Madame Brussels | Level 3, 59-63 Bourke St, Melbourne, Victoria | (03) 9662 2775